A hungry team always starves for competition. Tonight, we feast. #uswnt
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
this is something my friend would say to me.
Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.
I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY
this is great but make sure your school is eligible otherwise you’re not gonna get it. they may update it with your school eventually, so don’t lose hope, but it’s not available to everybody.
Sophie Turner for ASOS Magazine
Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.
Stanford v Santa Clara ft Brandi Chastain, Nicole Barnhart, national refs and national referee assessor, old teammates, girls I’ve reffed
Oh and I yelled ‘don’t forget the chocolate sauce’ at Brandi